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Doggie DON'TZ
 
Don't get caught singing this song:
"I love to chase dem mousies, mousies what I love to chase! I dig dem under da hose caddy til I has mud all over me face!
 
Bella-Mini Schnauzer
Todd and Brandy Berry
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Doggie DOOZ
 
Do hang your big bonehead over the grooming table as often as possible!
 
Zero-Siberian Husky
Shannon Poole
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Kitty DON'TZ
 
Dogs are retarded.  Do not wear wigs, lay on them to keep your butt warm! Meow!
 
Lucky Kitty
Glenn & Selina Boggs
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Doggie DOOZ
 
Do wear pretty bows and kiss strangers!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Doggie DON'TZ
 
No need to always be Alpha!
 
Omega-Siberian Husky
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Doggie DOOZ
 
Do look as cute as possible!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Doggie DOOZ
 
DO suck up to the groomer before your nail trim!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Doggie DOOZ
 
DO smile as often as possible!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Doggie DON'TZ
 
Don't fight a good bubble bath with a bubble mohawk!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Doggie DOO
 
DO take an opportunity to pose like George Washington! Who knows, you could end up on the dollar bill!
 
Bear-Poodle
Kay Deer
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Doggie DOOZ
 
Mommies are busy bringing home the snausages--make your own grooming appointment!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Doggie DON'TZ
 
Don't stick your tongue out at the groomer--she CAN dye you green!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Doggie DOOZ
 
When you got it, DO flaunt it!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Doggie DON'TZ
 
Don't let mommy talk you into being dyed  to match her burberry shoes!
 
 
Bunny-Poodle
Glenn & Selina Boggs
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Doggie DOOZ
 
Every chance you get, DO spread your wings and FLY!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Doggie DON'TZ
 
Don't bite the groomer unless you are sure she will not bite back!
 
 
Gigi-ChowChow
Daniel and Yvonne Black
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Doggie DOOZ
 
DO practice being a ROCK STAR! Tommy Lee is getting closer to retirement every day!
 
Zany-Briard Mix
Benji & Sarah Volcko
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Doggie DON'TZ
 
Don't forget to wash your paws after going potty! Don't forget to wash your paws after going potty! Don't forget to wash your paws after going potty!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Doggie DOOZ
 
Do nap after grooming.  It takes lots of energy to dance when mommy picks you up!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Doggie DON'TZ
 
Don't hide in the grooming supply closet.  The groomer will forget about you every time!
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